Christmas carols… with a twist

23 11 2010

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if someone gave Christmas carols an odd twist? Like changing the lyrics to make them funny or ironic, or putting a new-aged spin on them. Disney has done it with typical movie plots (fairytale clichés), and many children (and adults, I’ll admit) love changing the words of a rhyme or song to provide themselves with gleeful giggles.

It was with this in mind that I decided to search online for Christmas carols with a bit of a twist… what I found wasn’t really what I was expecting or looking for, yet I thought that I’d share it with you, getting you – and any disorders or personalities you may or may not have – in the mood to celebrate… or feel paranoid and uncomfortable. Whatever works for you.

So, here are some Christmas carols with a twist:

1. Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia – I Don’t Know If I’ll Be Home For Christmas

4. Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and fire Hydrants and…

6. Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why.

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle…

10. Agoraphobia – I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia – Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House.

13. Social Anxiety Disorder – Have Yourself and Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.




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