Friday with Business Cat (10)

13 07 2012

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone!

I hope your day has been off to a good start and that the superstition bug hasn’t bitten any of you. I for one am going to seek out the little black kitty who lives in our apartment complex (not knowing his name, I’m torn between dubbing him either ‘Blackie’ or ‘Shadow’) and give him plenty of affection.

And since it is Friday and I feel you need to get a dose of some black cat feel good vibes on this the 13th, Business Cat has graciously agreed to help kick off the weekend by putting a smile on your faces. (Is it working?)

Well, there’s that, plus the fact that I’ve had some requests for more Business Cat pics – seems like his presence has been sorely missed šŸ˜‰

Have a wonderful workday and weekend, everyone!





No hope for me (aka the Kitty Proximation Intellligence Disruptor)

9 12 2011

Good morning, blog readers!

So, itā€™s Fridayā€¦ againā€¦ and weā€™re nearly midway through December. Not sure if thatā€™s a good or a ā€˜badā€™ thing. This year truly has flown (yes, letā€™s start this entry off with a clichĆ©, why not?). Iā€™ve been back at OUP for over 6 months, married for 7 months, and gone through almost another full year without coffee.

A good, super awesome friend of mine (you know who you are, and you RULE!) told me yesterday that he had gotten my blog two more fans, which is greatā€¦ though now I wish I sounded a bit more intelligent on my blogā€¦ and posted less LOLcatsā€¦

Alas, I fear that I have been a lost cause for some time now. Immediately after telling myself that Iā€™d try to be more engaging/ interesting/ ā€˜smartā€™ on my blog yesterday, I had a Fail Moment that proves to me that it was but an idle hope.

You see, my cat, Smudgy ā€“ almost two years old now, what a cutie! ā€“ had walked into the bedroom (where my laptop is situated on a desk), meowed at me, then plonked herself down on the floor. One of her front paws was tucked underneath her body, making it look like she only had three paws. I started telling her what a silly little three-legged thing she is, et cetera (an ā€œou afpoot katjieā€, for those who understand Afrikaans), and she just gave me this look saying: ā€œYouā€™re really talking to me like this? Seriously?ā€ I then commenced to lie on the floor in front of her, and told her (yes, talking to my cat, indeed) that I know how stupid Iā€™m being and that my intelligence was being affected by my proximity to her.

I am a prime example of what happens to (certain) humans when they are near a cat – a phenomenon which I shall call the Kitty Proximation Intelligence Disruptor [KPID]:

This is a FACT! ...as proven by myself, on occasion...

I even touched her nose when explaining this, and exclaimed ā€œYouā€™re a KITTY!ā€ before laughing at myself (though not hysterically, Iā€™ll add).

Craziness aside (probably shouldnā€™t mention that I took a bazillion pictures of her), I think Iā€™m just a big cat lover. When I see a kitty, I get a smile on my face. Whether itā€™s on sites like I can has cheezburger or at our apartment complex, thereā€™s something about these furry little critters that sets my heart aglow (Iā€™m sharing a moment with you, donā€™t ruin it) šŸ™‚ I feel so sorry for all the kitties that donā€™t have homes, that have been abused/ abandoned/ neglected, that walk the streets and donā€™t know where their next meal is coming fromā€¦ And that makes me love Smudgy even more, and I try hard to take good care of her.

In a rare moment of what can only be termed surrender for a cat, she allowed me to pick her up ā€“ one of her obvious dislikes ā€“ and even have her picture taken! Granted, she meowed before and after the picture was taken (I bugged my Significant Other while he was working), yetĀ I think it came out quite nice. It even looks like she was posing!

Truth be told, she looks bigger to me in the photo than she actually is in real life (maybe because Iā€™m short and ā€˜smallā€™, though this isnā€™t a very flattering photo of me, I look ā€˜fatā€™ to myself). Now that sheā€™s lost her collar ā€“ again ā€“ she has become even more of a ninja: creeping in the shadows, moving silently, remaining undetected and appearing in front of you with the blink of an eye. I think she enjoys it šŸ˜‰

Anyway, let me not bore you more with rambling about how cute and furry and vocal and silly my cat is. Let me instead wish you all a great Fried-day, with as little stress or worries as possible, and then get us in a Feel Good mood by inviting Business Cat to take the floor. Take care!





Friday with Business Cat (9)

2 12 2011

Another visit from Business Cat has been long overdue!! It’s been nearly two full months since he’s popped around to make us all feel good while we’re all sitting at work, waiting for the weekend (although he did pop round in a recent blog post of mine… poor thing looked quite defeated!)

This week has been super duper crazy busy. I’ve been working non-stop for three days (the second day, i.e. Wednesday, was particularly ‘rough’), which is probably why yesterday felt like a Friday. Today I have a meeting at 15:30 – unlucky me – and I’ve been here since 07:43… which means that it’s going to be another looong day.

But never fear! Business Cat is going to put a smile our your face and help you see the lighter side of office tedium, then launch us all into what will hopefully be a restful weekend.

Have a great Fried-day, everyone!